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372 Fuckin quotes by 167 unique authors

Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles. -Vincent — Pulp Fiction
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that? -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger. -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head. -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
What, do you got me on a fuckin' pay-no-mind list kid? -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
Where's the strong box you fuckin' varmint, you? -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that? -Truck Driver — Goodfellas
But I'm worried, I mean, I'm hearin' all kinds a fuckin' bad things. I mean he's treating me like I'm a fuckin' half-a-fag or somethin'.… — Goodfellas
I'll fuck him in his ass. I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass. Fuckin' trying to break up my party. -Billy… — Goodfellas
Banana donk chevy interior like the Lakers. Lebron james wrist when I'm fuckin with caper. — OJ Da Juiceman
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha fuckin… — Katt Williams
We gon' stunt, ball, like it's no tomorrow. Hit the mall, buy it all, like it's no tomorrow. Hit the club, party hard, like it's… — Rocko
Kinda tired but my dick gettin right up nigga Aiyyo shorty whattup ma, you fuckin or what? Whattup with your crew, they look good, they… — D Block
Aiyyo I tell niggaz blow me quick. Fuck the best bulletproof my tints, window down when my Ruger spit. Yeah you fuckin with a Arliss… — D Block
So all y'all blow my cock No security, the show don't stop. It's goin down then the fo' gon' pop. Yeah you fuckin with a… — D Block
Fuckin punk you aint leader what, nobody followed you your never shit your mother shoulda swollowed you. — Big L
And then we lie together, cry together, I swear to god I hope we fuckin' die together- me and my bitch. — Biggie Smalls
All right so he got shot in the foot, why is it a big fuckin' deal? — Unknown Author
You ain't smart enough to see what I know, Id like to stab myself and let me fuckin bleed til' I go. — Jedi Mind Tricks
Yeah, I'm in charge now. I'm a star and I brought my fuckin' cast out. I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle. Heidi and… — Tinie Tempah
Say hello to Dexter, say hello to uncle Fester. Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors. G-shocks, I got a crazy… — Tinie Tempah
Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour. I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord. I been. Southampton but… — Tinie Tempah
I walk alone 'cause I was born alone. I chirps her just for fun, I'll never ever call her phone. I'll leave her in the… — Tinie Tempah
What? I wasnt having a go at ladygaga... was just curious about 56 minutes... cant a fuckin bitch ask questions? — Joel Zimmerman
Im going to compile my favorite after this crazy shit... some of these are fuckin amazing.. can someone say coffe table book? — Joel Zimmerman

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