Fuckin Quotes

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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their… — Mitch Hedberg
We dont feel none of you niggas. Y'all some fuckin porcupines. — Lil Wayne
I'm done with SQ. Whoever keeps talking about me needs to mind there fuckin business. My life doesn't involve u so keep my name outta… — Dylan
How you feel about coming home with a nigga for the night? If you nervous, hit the lights, I know we only fuckin' out of… — Drake
Dis is da tat I'm dyin to get so fuckin meaningful — Gangsta
Oh my gosh. this guy is goddamn hot. Cool, not skinny, light skinned, has thick eyebrows, being muscular, has martial art,good at fighting, oh ma… — Aldyna Threesya
In order for you to be successful... 1. Never Lie to YOURSELF... 2. Never let anyone tell you what you can't or can do.. 3.… — Michael Nodo
Im doing my gangsta lean rolling to the park , drink my gasalene and smokin bunch of rocks , nigga I'm rollin tha dice the… — Dopeboy
Play it fuckin' loud! — Bob Dylan
No one must expect to be loved by everyone.Nigga!!!You aint no fuckin angel. — Yshmael
Leave me alone! Can't you see that I am already hurt enough without you addin on to it? I am super sorry but I just… — Savannah J
When someone says, That's fuckin' Gay! the best responce is, Yes, I like it too! — Joey Comeau
Dis is for the dusty bitch tha inboxed me and for the rest of yall hoes tha gotta problem--__--so LOOK!!!! I may not have the… — For Da Bitch Da Inbox Me N The Rest Of Yall Hoes
It's been five years I haven't seen my step brother.. N I'm goin too today :| :O fuckin confused — Gangsta
I definitely dont want to be like her. I dont think anyone wants to be like her. You could go to the Bronx Zoo, and… — Drita D'avanzo
If you aint stackin money............... MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS! -_- I dont like you bitches. — Trilla
As I search for my slice of that piece of mindd=== know folks that kill just to watch them die==soul of a jurassic lion down… — Dru Stone
Suicidal people don't know there is people who care and they don't know that if they go they are gonna be missed they just need… — Dimitri McByron
~All you care about is your fuckin self. why me dad why did have to ruin my life... now 18 years old I'm still trying… — She's_gone
My moms friend,'' Are playin' games? 'Cause pill bottles don't go missing for nothing.'' Me: Are you fuckin' serious? Blaming me? Your cool. Him: What?… — Jasmine Laura

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