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Friend Quotes by Jasmine Laura
- My friend:If you had 24hours to live,What would you do? Me: Sleep more so it comes faster,Go up to some people who told me to…
- When people tell me,''Oh,I have gotten in one of your bands!'' I honestly don't care. You like them because they sound good. I love them…
- My friend(Joe):Save me a seat on the bus sweety. Me:Suuuuree. Call me sweety I'll punch you in the face,hun.
- So,I was told by a so called,''Friend'' (She is a fake ass hoe nowXD) that this kid didn't like me. So,We were talking,He does like…
- ((NO ITS NOT SO STOP BEING A SLUTTY HOE THAT HAS NO LIFE BECUASE.....don't make snap my fingers in a z formation, exclamation, butt rotation…
- Friend:I can rap. Me: Hahaa,Okay. Friend:Yeahh*Puts on rap* Me:Your a scene wanna be! cx Her: No,I USED to listen to this and I can still…
- Friend: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Sure. Friend:What? Me:Porrnn xD Jokes. Friend:I have Puppet Master thats close to a porno. Me:How about a funny movie?…
- Me: Do you wanna build a snowman? xD Friend: Do you wanna summon satan? XDDD
- My friend watching a scary movie.. and sees this girl hanged on the ceiling and she says,''THAT BITCH IS ON THE CEILING, THAT BITCH IS…
- My friend John trying to figure out the number who is randomly texting me,''Nigga that ain't me if they didn't call you Miley its not…
- Hahahaa, I just love my friends. Friend: Jasmine,Where the hell where you yesterday,bitch? Me: I was at home? Friend: You were suppose to come to…
- My moms friend,'' Are playin' games? 'Cause pill bottles don't go missing for nothing.'' Me: Are you fuckin' serious? Blaming me? Your cool. Him: What?…
- I promise you, I can't go anywhere in public without getting mad at someone. XD Like today for an example I went to the park…
- Ha,Isn't it funny how even your friend(s) tell you that you can't even get better? And just leave you?
- You know you're weird when your friend and yourself make a blog for a beatle.. xD
- This is my beautiful friend Jessica(Jess). She lives in Ohio. And shes coming to see me in a half of year. We may not be…
- Patience, you're so sweet,caring, kind, funny, so many other positives adjectives to describe you. But I'm happy I have you has my friend through everything.…
- You would get jealous if I talk to some other guy, you would try to force me to stop talking to my best friend. He…
- My friend and I from last weekend at the mall. I'm the one in the back with the lip piercing and pink hair.
More Friend Quotes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. — Aristotle
- If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if… — Saint Augustine
- I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him. — Saint Augustine
- As the most social apes, we inhabit a mirror-world in which every important relationship, whether with spouse, friend or child, shapes the… — Diane Ackerman
- If Christ Jesus dwells in a man as his friend and noble leader, that man can endure all things, for Christ helps… — Teresa of Avila
- Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness. — Richard Bach
- Critics can be your most important friend. I don't read criticism of my stuff only because when it's bad, it's rough-and when… — Kevin Bacon
- When one by one our ties are torn, and friend from friend is snatched forlorn; when man is left alone to mourn,… — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between… — Francis Bacon
- Suspicion is far more to be wrong than right; more often unjust than just. It is no friend to virtue, and always… — Hosea Ballou