Best Fried Chicken Quotes

46 Fried Chicken quotes by 42 unique authors

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. — Patton Oswalt
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense… — Ben Stein
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as I often have… — Craig Claiborne
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken… — James Patterson
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing… — Jimmy Buffett
They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things like long life… — Harper Lee
The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken. — Neal Stephenson
I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, — Jonathan Safran Foer
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. — Jon Stewart
I left it with a warmer,” he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it. — Karen Chance
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored… — Dick Gregory
I love chicken. I love chicken products: fried chicken, roasted chicken, chicken nuggets - whatever. And going to Japan, I would see that these chicken… — David Chang
We were never the family that ordered pizza, and my mom never came home with a bucket of fried chicken. My mom always made home-cooked… — Haylie Duff
My favorite meal has always been fried chicken. — Tom Watson
The first time I met Beyonce she was about 18 years old, sitting in a makeup chair eating fried chicken, and I knew it was… — Gayle King
I plan to start my diet this morning, but every time I see spicy fried chicken in my plate, I forgot already what I have… — NO VOICE
One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' — Run DMC
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle. — Gretchen Wilson
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
So ok....KFC has a black family reunion contest??? Cause u know....we LOOOOOVE fried chicken... — 9th Wonder
Growing up Southern is a privilege, really. It's more than where you're born, it's an idea and state of mind that seems imparted at birth.… — Lana

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