Friday Quotes

538 Friday quotes by 422 unique authors

If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on. — Amber Tamblyn
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. — Bill Watterson
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing… — Ida B. Wells
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,… — Henny Youngman
Once upon a time there was a woman who was just like all women. And she married a man who was just like all men.… — Elizabeth Smart
Each of us will have our own Fridays—those days when the universe itself seems shattered and the shards of our world lie littered about us… — Joseph B. Wirthlin
Work is about a search for daily meaning as well as daily bread, for recognition as well as cash, for astonishment rather than torpor; in… — Studs Terkel
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. — Chuck Palahniuk
The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the… — Terry Pratchett
While contemplating the bride, and eyeing the cake of soap, he muttered between his teeth: 'Tuesday. It was not Tuesday. Was it Tuesday? Perhaps it… — Victor Hugo
Superstitious." What a strange word. If you believed in Christianity or Islam, it was called "faith". But if you believed in astrology or Friday the… — Jostein Gaarder
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as… — Ann Coulter
Don't equate activity with efficiency. You are paying your key people to see the big picture. Don't let them get bogged down in a lot… — Harvey Mackay
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin
Friday, August 04, 2006 MONUMENT posted 8:31 AM Silver nitrous girls pointed into occult winds of porn and destiny. — William Gibson
Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not surprising that people… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Another year is fast approaching. Go be that starving artist you’re afraid to be. Open up that journal and get poetic finally. Volunteer. Suck it… — Jason Mraz
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky
Anyone could see it all coming and no one could possibly stop it and that was the beautiful thing. Friday night was open wide and… — Jonathan Lethem
The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. — Terry Pratchett
Monday burn Millay, Wednesday Whitman, Friday Faulkner, burn 'em to ashes, then burn the ashes. That's our official slogan. — Ray Bradbury
Richard wrote a mental diary in his head. Dear Diary, he began. On Friday I had a job, a fiance, a home, and a life… — Neil Gaiman
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple… — Craig Ferguson
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. — Fulton J. Sheen
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

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422 authors contributed a total of 538 Friday Quotes, led by these top contributors: