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Craig Kilborn has 41 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with…
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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting,…
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other…
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A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.
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If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!
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While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
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Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles…
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be…
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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't…
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful…
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four…
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Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they…
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But the frat boys were all frivolous and idiotic in our minds now, a bunch of conformist fools going through the motions…
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I don't see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that's so…
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You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!
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How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind?…
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This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys!…
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