Fortune Cookie Quotes by Howard Gossage

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• Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
• In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. — Bruce Barton
• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. — Edward Abbey
• At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion… — Conan O'Brien
• To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen
• I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke
• A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. — Laozi
• For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber
• Forget goals. Value the process. — Jim Bouton
• If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire
• If you have a lemon; make lemonade. — Howard Gossage
• It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles de Gaulle

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