Fortune Cookie Quotes
- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
- In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. — Bruce Barton
- Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. — Edward Abbey
- At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien
- To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or… — Woody Allen
- I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke
- A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. — Laozi
- For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber
- Forget goals. Value the process. — Jim Bouton
- If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire
- If you have a lemon; make lemonade. — Howard Gossage
- It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles de Gaulle
- Love of action is not industry. — Seneca the Younger
- Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill
- Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy
- Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben
- The final act of business judgment is intuitive. — Alfred P. Sloan
- Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth. — Henry David Thoreau
- What you earn depends on what you learn. — William J. Clinton
- Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz