Former Quotes
965 quotes by 762 authors
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President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
— Conan O'Brien
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Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the…
— Conan O'Brien
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Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since…
— Conan O'Brien
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Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake,…
— Craig Kilborn
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in…
— Russell Brand
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In the trial of Saddam Hussein on Tuesday, witnesses emotionally testified about the abuse the former dictator inflicted on them. Afterward, a tearful Saddam said,…
— Amy Poehler
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I would have loved to have met some former spies, but they don't readily advertise themselves unless they're not living in Moscow, and even then.…
— Jeremy Northam
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You are emerging from the cocoon of your former self. There are no limits to the extent of the transformation that's possible for you.
— Marianne Williamson
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After three failed marriages, I know what its like to be replaced. So thats kind of how Joey Harrington must feel today. ... A former…
— Terry Bradshaw
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I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you…
— Kelly Osbourne
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I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn't want that for myself. Like I said, when…
— Macaulay Culkin
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Quality child care, health insurance coverage, and training make it possible for former welfare recipients to get, and keep, jobs.
— Mel Carnahan
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Hughes' debut novel, At Dawn, follows a former All-American wrestler, and is there any better metaphor for contemporary American life? We're all wrestling, tussling with…
— Joshua Mohr
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By journalistic custom and D.C. law, of course, reporters don't carry guns to news conferences -- and certainly not when the person at the lectern…
— Dana Milbank
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My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig…
— Andrea Fay Friedman
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I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my…
— Andrea Fay Friedman
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There are people one knows and people one doesn't. One shouldn't cheapen the former by feigning intimacy with the latter.
— Tony Horwitz
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I remember saying to myself, those things are very, very important to hear, but there must be another way to say them so that they…
— Nikky Finney
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I am 73 years old. I was born in Jerusalem. I'm the first prime minister of Israel to be born here. I am the only…
— Yitzhak Rabin
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It's easier for the former masters to put aside the masks that hid their humanity than for the former slaves to recognise the faces underneath.…
— Nadine Gordimer
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