Foot Rub Quotes by Craig Benzine

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Craig Benzine has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
• The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
• Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
• It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
• Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
• Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
• Are imperfections is which make we grate.
• People alive are better than people not alive.
• I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
• Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
• During a heat wave every dude stinks.
• Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

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