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Spike Milligan has 59 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I told you I was sick.
• We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
• One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
• It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
• My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
• Its all in the mind, you know.
• In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was…
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
• My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
• Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
• Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
• Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A

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