Florida Quotes

277 Florida quotes by 222 unique authors

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max
The sea answers all questions, and always in the same way; for when you read in the papers the interminable discussions and the bickering and… — Elwyn Brooks White
Nasty is the new normal in Florida. Politics here is very gutterlike. It's like a very bad reality TV show that still gets very high… — Dan Gelber
The grandmother didn't want to go to Florida. She wanted to visit some of her connections in east Tennessee and she was seizing at every… — Flannery O'Connor
I learned to skate in our garage. We lived in the country in Florida, it was sort of farmish, and there was no cement anywhere… — Rodney Mullen
While in the Florida legislature, I strongly opposed the Stand Your Ground law because I believed it would provide defenses to people who had created… — Dan Gelber
When I saw that Wrestlemania had broken an indoor attendance record, I just walked into a wrestling office, Championship Wrestling in Florida, during the offseason,… — Lex Luger
I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth. — Eric Andre
I grew up in a retirement community in Florida. — Megan Boone
Florida is a crazy place, and I have played some of the wildest shows of my life here. — Henry Rollins
According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. — Bill Cosby
I grew up in central Florida in the nineteen-sixties, barefoot half the time and running around the orange groves where my father worked. I remember… — Anne Hull
Since the nineteen-fifties, rural Florida has marketed itself to Northerners and Midwesterners as an unexplored paradise of citrus and mermaids. — Anne Hull
Notre Dame is the one school that has a national recruiting base, from Florida to Texas to California. — Lou Holtz
I lived in Arizona, and I thought Florida was in California because I thought oranges came from the same place. — Unknown Author
I swam. We made it, our team, from the rocks of Cuba to the beach of Florida, in squeaky-clean, ethical fashion. — Diana Nyad
I grew up in Florida, so you start swimming at the age of 1, really. By 10, I was competitive swimming, and by 12, I… — Diana Nyad
When I was 13, my family moved from a suburb of New York City to Miami, Florida, and we moved there the Friday before Labor… — Chris Bohjalian
My mom is from Texas, but I was raised in Florida. — Kate Upton
There were a lot of kids from Puerto Rico at my high school in Florida; people always assumed I was Puerto Rican. Even now in… — Torrey DeVitto
I remember visiting my grandmother Adele in Ponce Inlet, Florida, when I was three years old, and she had an IBM electric typewriter. I thought… — Gabrielle Zevin
I went to Florida when I was 15. That was my first time in America, so you learn about how different the regions are. — Janet Montgomery
We are not exposed to ice much in Florida. — Brittany Bowe
I am originally from Florida. So Thanksgiving was always something I really looked forward to, because I got to travel back home every year and… — Troy Gentile

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