Fleas Quotes

121 quotes by 115 authors

Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there. — Abraham Lincoln
Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum, And the great fleas… — Augustus De Morgan
Sensitivity isn't about being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom — Jeff Buckley
When I was younger I feared the dark, wondering what evil was watching me. Now it's different, for now it's a game of sneaking the… — Stefanie Schneider
He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas. — George Herbert
Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. — Francis Galton
We are so addicted, either to materialism or to transcending material reality, that we donâ€™t see God right in front of us, in the beggar,… — Andrew Harvey
I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence. — Jonathan Ames
A king there was once reigning, Who had a goodly flea, Him loved he without feigning, As his own son were he! — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We always feel pretty creative as far as writing songs. We write them together; we just get in a room, or on occasion in Flea's… — Chad Smith
But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles. — Neil Innes
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even… — Jack Handey
Arguing whether or not a God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name for God is… — Robert Fulghum
Haste is good only in catching fleas. — Alla Yaroshinskaya
Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out,… — Earl Weaver
A blind, anemic, weak-kneed flea on crutches would have a greater chance of defeating a herd of a thousand wild stampeding elephants, than the enemy… — Ray Comfort
That's a valiant flea that dares eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion. — William Shakespeare
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. — Jean Harlow
So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum. — Jonathan Swift
I actually picked up copies of Decline I and II at a flea market once. I walked out without paying. — Penelope Spheeris

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