Fleas Quotes

121 quotes by 115 authors

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas. — Benjamin Franklin
I don't trust happiness. I turn it over as if it were a glass at a flea market or a rug at a souk, looking… — Jennifer Weiner
Oh senseless man, who cannot possibly make a worm or a flea and yet will create Gods by the dozen! — Michel de Montaigne
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. — Nora Roberts
I give nightly praise to my Maker that I never cast a ballot to bring that lazy, disreputable, ill-tempered beast into what was once my… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr.
Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?… — Terry Pratchett
He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said. — Kelley Armstrong
You cannot imagine what sorrow and anger seize one's whole soul when a great idea, which one has long and piously revered, is picked up… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so… — Christopher Moore
Flea-Market vendors are frozen mid-haggle. Middle-aged women are frozen in the middle of their lives. The gavels of frozen judges are frozen between guilt and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Keep your paws off my fiancÃ¨e, you flea-ridden stray! — Michael Buckley
Of course, it would help if she could stay focused, but she had the attention span of a sick flea.â€™ (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ages or only for hours,… — Virginia Woolf
All she's caught is fleas! She's a medicine cat, not a warrior. She should be helping me, not trying to pretend that her entire history… — Erin Hunter
The humanities are like the great old Paris Flea Market where, amidst masses of junk, people with a good eye found cast away treasures...They are… — Allan Bloom
...and sank into the profound slumber which comes only to such fortunate folk as are troubled neither with mosquitoes nor fleas nor excessive activity of… — Nikolai Gogol
The vice I am talking of is Pride or Self-Conceit: and the virtue opposite to it, in Christian morals, is called Humility...According to Christian teachers,… — C.S. Lewis
Flea stared at us, "I can't decide what's worse. Losing family members or not having a family member to lose. — Maria V. Snyder
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made… — Dr. Seuss
I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder. — Linda Howard

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