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- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry
- All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain. — Drake
- This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik
- You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic - otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that… — Kit Harington
- My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl… — Chace Crawford
- If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti
- A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check… — Seth Meyers