Fired Quotes

379 Fired quotes by 330 unique authors

I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. — Jamelia
Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers. — Christian Bauman
When I started I knew it was a matter of when, not if, I would get fired. That's because that was just the past history… — LaVell Edwards
After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I've decided that I'd like to spend more time with my family.… — Andrew Mason
If leadership requires a fired-up sense of purpose and imagination, it also demands a profound connection to the society to be led. — George Takei
It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, sit down with myself and explain that things were going to be okay, that everybody loses… — Donald Miller
I am still in shock and awe at being fired, — Peter Arnett
If the first casualty of war is innocence, then perhaps with each bullet fired, bomb detonated, leader overthrown, wall built, economy destroyed and family member… — Michael Franti
I've just been fired over the phone by Yahoo's chairman of the board — Carol Bartz
To be fired for my faith would be a greater honor than to be fired because we didn't win enough games, — Ron Brown
In previous years I was so fired up at times I made little mistakes. So I kept telling myself to be patient, relax, play like… — Randall Cunningham
There are only two kinds of coaches - those who have been fired, and those who will be fired. — Unknown Author
I use an Electrix repeater [for live looping]. It works...it's unstable and the MIDI implementation was written by a sped. I think it's Canadian but… — Robin Guthrie
The fellow who isn't fired with enthusiasm is apt to be fired. — B. C. Forbes
For the first time I heard shots fired in anger, heard bullets strike flesh or whistle through the air. — Winston Churchill
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! — Adam Sandler
When I was fired from my post as General of the Fighter Arm, I was to give proof that this jet was a superior fighter.… — Adolf Galland
I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one… — Margaret Cho
Yesterday NPR fired me for telling the truth. The truth is that I worry when I am getting on an airplane and see people dressed… — Juan Williams

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