Fired Quotes

379 Fired quotes by 330 unique authors

I remember getting fired from a Life cereal commercial because I was flirting with the boy and kept eating the cereal when I wasn't supposed… — Hayden Panettiere
It's insane what I see people doing, but they're not going to listen to me, so what am I going to do? I've said a… — Freddie Prinze Jr
Thats what this President doesnt seem to understand. Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is… — Mitt Romney
So there is such a thing as perfect hatred, just as there is such a thing as righteous anger. But it is a hatred for… — John Stott
At 14, I was fired from Burger King. I had a runny nose and the assistant manager didn't like me! — Kate Walsh
It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that a few doors… — Joan Cusack
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I… — Rainn Wilson
I'd rather fail originally than succeed in imitation. — Conor Maynard
This girl had a good job at the sperm bank, but she got fired for DRINKING on the job. — Kevin McCarty
Or get a huge pimple on your nose,you could forget your date's name,or have an embarrassing photography published,you might get dumped,divorced,or fired,make a fool of… — Jeremy G
Throughout your life you have a lot of freedom. As a child you are free to obey your parents. You are also free to get… — Ash Sweeney
And wow he died as wow he lived, going whop to the office and blooie home to sleep and biff got married and bam hadchildren… — Unknown Author
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. — Nikhil Saluja
Trying to take back hurtful words said in anger, is like trying to retrieve the bullets after you've fired the gun. — Rashida Rowe
I'm gonna get fired if I don't get some sleep, my long lost buddies say I'm gettin' in too deep. — Tim McGraw
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
Tonight ut getting laid !! lawl jk tonight ur getting fired !!! — Leila
Not only was not a single shot not fired in the taking of America but it wasn't even heard.* — OMAR J CALLEJA
If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired — Nikhil Saluja

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