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• The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when it’s burning down. — Justin Davidson
• It's not a party until the fire department shows up. — Thom Filicia
• New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher
• Privatizing our public schools makes as much sense as privatizing the fire department or or the police department — Diane Ravitch
• Being against the military because you are against war is like being against the Fire Department because you are against fire. — Jim McDonough
• You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all… — Daniel Handler
• What we need is a plan B ... independent of the Internet. [It] doesn't necessarily have to have the performance of the… — Danny Hillis
• You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has… — Andy Grove

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