Fire Department Quotes

17 quotes by 15 authors

The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when itâ€™s burning down. — Justin Davidson
It's not a party until the fire department shows up. — Thom Filicia
New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of… — Bill Maher
Privatizing our public schools makes as much sense as privatizing the fire department or or the police department — Diane Ravitch
Being against the military because you are against war is like being against the Fire Department because you are against fire. — Jim McDonough
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see… — Daniel Handler
What we need is a plan B ... independent of the Internet. [It] doesn't necessarily have to have the performance of the Internet, but the… — Danny Hillis
You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has to shape an… — Andy Grove
People don't seem to make the connection between their tax money and the benefits that they get from their tax money, like free education, and… — Michael Schur
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short… — Denis Leary
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while… — Tennessee Williams
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why… — Christopher Moore
My dad was president of the volunteer fire department, which was within walking distance to our house. I spent several days of each week there… — Brad Paisley
Tonight I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very… — Richard H. Davis
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton

Who Wrote These Fire Department Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 17 Fire Department Quotes as follows: