Figured Quotes

654 quotes by 559 authors

I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare… — Dave Chappelle
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a… — Gabriel Iglesias
I figured 'you know what, why not? I'm going to go ahead and do this'. I've been fortunate enough to be successful enough to just… — Odette Yustman
Theres a lot of great things about being a newlywed. I mean, Im still in the honeymoon phase, so everything is great and amazing. Youre… — Odette Yustman
If you could cheat at bingo, these grandmas have figured it out! I want a refund!!! — Frankie Muniz
Yeah I mumble while I'm trippin on so many pills. Hah, they figured that, they know I'm ill. — Kid Cudi
Weve broken down the expansion teams and theyve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the… — John Mckay
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who… — Robert Schimmel
Yeah but then you spent Pheobe's entire birthday party, talking to my breasts so then I figured mabye not. — Rachel Green
You never know, sort of, when they explain the stunt you say 'Oh, that sounds really simple and I can do that, it's no problem.'… — Ellen Pompeo
Had every intention of keeping it quiet, but because the award shows were imminent, I figured Id make a statement. It was nice to be… — Michael C Hall
You live here. You live near.. my heart. And all this stop and start. Has got me thinkin hard. One minute your so cool but… — Elijah Hunt
Sometimes when a couple separates one of the two tries desperately to get back the other person. That's usually the worse thing that person can… — Bryan Burden
If you havint figured it out already. Love... Is hard too find — Zion Taramai
I'm just one of those girls who doesn't know what she wants. Doesn't know what she needs. Doesn't know what she truly believes. I'm just… — Francine Chiar
I've finally figured it out... No, you're not stupid, you just have an extremely poor understanding of people and this thing called feelings. — Hannah Hunt
All women are natural born hustlers, some just havent figured it out yet — Young Siddiq Prince
I live my life in shaddow never the sun on my face but it didnt seem so sad though I figured that was my place,… — Alanna Woodward (mee)
If I told u that I loved u it wouldn't be something that u haven't heard before..if I told u that I needed u it… — Mac1nonly
When Im with you its like my lifes on freeze But when Im with him its like my whole lifes complete Seems like I got… — Curly Girl

Who Wrote These Figured Quotes

559 authors contributed a total of 654 Figured Quotes, led by these top contributors: