Figured Quotes

654 quotes by 559 authors

You're messing around I figured you out. You're taking me down but I would be feeling it anway. Cause nobody loves me, like you do. — Angel Taylor
Coordinate brain and mouth. Then ask me whats it like to have myself so figured out...I wish I knew. — Brand New
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that… — Jersey Shore
I figured as long as the music stayed hot and important and good, that there would always be a reason for 'Soul Train.' — Don Cornelius
Oh, I like a good quote. There's a tmlubr blog I read where the author often just posts quotes. She does other things too: she… — Peter
I wish to express my tnhaks to you just for bailing me out of this particular situation. Right after surfing around throughout the world wide… — Chivas
God knew all your problems before they were delivered to you, he has figured out the solutions already so have faith in him. — Athi Enkosi
I have to be with someone who is very driven. When they're not, it becomes difficult. In a lot of relationships, you get in and… — Hayden Panettiere
Fellas: while you're ignoring her, another man is giving her attention. While you're giving her problems, another man is listening to those problems. While you're… — SandraB
Dear gentlemen in front of me having the convo about how women make it necessary to lie them, Congrats. You've got us completely figured out. — Lauren Conrad
Everyone who has gambled on keeping the three of us together so far, it's gone well. We figured it couldn't hurt to see how long… — Andy Samberg
As a kid I had dreams about being successful, thinking it would be cool. Then, when I was in my 20s, I really thought I… — Ben Stiller
Nature knew what she was doing when she figured out the penis and the cunt. — Adam Carolla
The beauty of being the person behind the pen is that you get to rewrite history, but people who read my lyrics think they have… — Pete Wentz
Joining ER, I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I've been offered chocolate bars all these… — John Stamos
Our God is an AWESOME GOD ! He figured all this out !!! Had it all planned. — Billy Ray Cyrus
Somewhere around the 5th or 7th grade, I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just… — Tina Fey
When I signed up for The Beautiful Life and we were discussing costumes for Sonja, they asked me if I'd be prepared to have my… — Mischa Barton
Of course you want to be strong. You want to be, like, 'Oh I don't give a fuckk what they say about me. I don't… — Mischa Barton
Glitter! Glitter is my makeup of choice. Tying into the whole animal theme, I am a diver, and this barracuda tried to eat me once.… — Kesha

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