Fats Quotes

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I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.' — Kirstie Alley
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley
My mother says I was two-and-a-half when I started playing. My father was a minister, and when he went to church in the morning, she… — Tori Amos
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. — Pamela Anderson
I notice if I'm too fat or if I'm too ugly or there's skin hanging or whatever. When my clothes start not fitting, I get… — Marina Abramovic
Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat. — Jill Johnson
At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. — William Lyon Phelps
There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare
You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself — Elizabeth Taylor
Half-caf, double-tall, non fat, whole-milk foam, bone-dry, half-pump mocha, half sugar in the raw, double cup, no lid, capp - to go. — Linda Evangelista
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers
Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Unknown Author
We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say. — Brandon Prust
She's a fighter, and she does the long program well, so we'll see how it turns out. And in figure skating, it's never over until… — Frank Carroll
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination.… — P.G. Wodehouse
It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have… — John Updike
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward… — Jimmy Demaret
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers

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