Father In Law Quotes

11 Father In Law quotes by 11 unique authors

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it… — Glenn Reynolds
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of,… — Larry David
My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. — Columba Bush
I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first — Chris Higgins
My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was… — Stuart Symington
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back… — Joe J. Christensen
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?… — Mark Consuelos
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for… — Don Baylor
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do… — Jeff Foxworthy

Who Wrote These Father In Law Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 11 Father In Law Quotes as follows: