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• The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time…
• Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell…
• Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun…
• I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends.
• Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.
• Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just…
• I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges.
• I just explained a new HIV preventative drug by using a tower defense analogy. I fear I may never top this achievement.
• I explained that the sun is a star to someone today. It literally made my head ache.
• I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.
• I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children…
• Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.

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