Philip DeFranco Quotes
- The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time that you have…
- Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell someone else. A…
- Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good feelings.
- I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends.
- Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.
- Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his own…
- I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges.
- I just explained a new HIV preventative drug by using a tower defense analogy. I fear I may never top this achievement.
- I explained that the sun is a star to someone today. It literally made my head ache.
- I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.
- I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps.
- Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.
- All countries need a rule that if you don't get 50%+ of the vote then there has to be a run off election of the…
- Hello and my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isnt a show its just me talking about some of the stuff that mattered…
- Click-kitty clack that like button.
- My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow.
- Moving on to super happy fun time news.
- Sup nation!?
- I love the Jews. 1. Yiddish is awesome. 2. Ive never met one who pushed their religion on me.
- Im still standing by/rooting for Michael Phelps. Our society loves building people up just so we can tear them down too much.