Best Fat People Quotes
51 Fat People quotes by 42 unique authors
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
— Bob Dylan
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
— Jesse Ventura
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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
— Arsene Wenger
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Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less…
— Vir Das
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You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
— Craig Ferguson
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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
— Unknown Author
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There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people.
— Julie Burchill
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Tell people that biology and the environment cause obesity and they are offered the one thing we have to avoid: an excuse. As it is,…
— Andrew Lansley
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
— Unknown Author
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(raps) so I walk down the street and fry some chicken it's that damn good that they be licken (don't ask what they be licken....…
— Tamika-leeigh
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Fat people are so full of themselves.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people?
— Jimmy Tibs
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When the summer comes I feel sorry for fat people but when the winter come, fat people celebrate.
— Dumi
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Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat? A. A heavy discussion.
— Troublemaker
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Lmfao
— Kemis Khan
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Relationships are like fat people...they don't work out
— Green Monk
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I wish people would stop making fun of fat people....... they have enough shit on their plates..
— Eddie Murphy
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The akward momnt when u laugh at fat people then u look at yourself and people say
— Unknown Author
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at…
— Kirstie Alley
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Why fat people so ugly man
— Hayley
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Do not ever make fun of fat people, their life is nothing less than a punishment.
— Mohd Aariff Khan
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Never mock fat people; their lifeis nothing less than a punishment. How are they livingin this condition? Only their God knows better!
— Mohd Aariff Khan
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Fat people should take a joke. 'Lighten' up guys.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When fat people back stab you they do it with a fork.
— Nikhil Saluja
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