Farted Quotes
- My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author
- I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos
- The masters thought they were loved until one day one of their favorites farted loudly while serving dinner and the next day was gone. The… — John Kenneth Galbraith
- I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she… — Janet Evanovich
- Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on… — Rick Riordan
- I farted:P XDDDD — Patience
- This is my I farted facee CX — Patience
- Im not the type of bitch to get all serious and shit, but I just farted. — Patience
- Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom farted XD and… — Patience
- I farted then she ran away :o — Patience
- Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went upstairs… — Patience
- That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Unknown Author
- Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn
- That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk
- This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down
- Have you ever farted and it didn't smell? — Rob Dyrdek
- Who farted? — Umknown
- Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to leave the room.… — Danielle Fishel
- I farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasn't my fault they don't have Windows. — Ramandeep Singh
- A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she… — MlY AB
- My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night? — Jason Kennedy
- I always just farted. — Nikhil Saluja