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Chuck Lorre has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having…
• Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your…
• If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
• I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.
• I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor…
• I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a…
• Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but…
• It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.
• Life is never quite like the brochure.
• For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just…
• I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.
• I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons…

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