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• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
• Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,…
• The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
• If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
• He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
• I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
• When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
• Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
• It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians…

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