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• When people expect me to go right, I'll go left. I'm unpredictable. — Paula Abdul
• I was raised in this society so you can't expect me to be a perferct person cause Ima do what Ima do. — Tupac Shakur
• The winner asks, "May I help?" The loser asks, "Do you expect me to do that?" — William Arthur Ward
• What do you expect me to do? Sleep alone? — Elizabeth Taylor
• A lot of times I would go into a room and audition for whatever sitcom it was and they would expect me… — Jason Ritter
• I might be writing what people expect me to write, writing from that place where I might be ruled by economic considerations.… — Kathy Acker
• When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none… — Anne, Princess Royal
• You will expect me to discuss the late election. Well, as nearly as I can learn, we did not have enough votes… — Herbert Hoover
• Although I am ready to defend what I have said, many people expect me to defend what others have attributed to me. — Thomas Sowell
• At every point I am besieged by people who would like me to conform to some social norm of whatever sort of… — Sean Parker
• My co-workers expect me to be late and temperamental. — Eva Gabor
• It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk,… — Zach Braff

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