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212 Excuse Me quotes by 156 unique authors

We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records… — Daniel Tosh
When the magistrate says 'That's not a good enough reason my man.' He said 'Excuse me, could I ask you? Have you taken an oath… — Anthony Holden
In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the… — Bill Maher
Some think, excuse me if I use the word, that in order to be good Catholics, we have to be like rabbits - but no. — Pope Francis
I think the thing that impressed me the most was the Lunar's sunrises and sunsets. These in particular bring out the stark nature of the… — William Anders
Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts. Female players are pretty, if… — Sepp Blatter
Excuse me ... but I reject your definitions of me. — Saul Bellow
Excuse me, pray." Without that excuse I would not have known there was anything amiss. — Blaise Pascal
Racist, sexist, and homophobic thoughts cannot, alas, be abolished by fiat but only by the time-honored methods of persuasion, education and exposure to the other… — Barbara Ehrenreich
At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt… — Dave Barry
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just… — Jerry Seinfeld
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt… — Joe Pesci
You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' cry on the blogs. Excuse me, if Obama's… — Howie Carr
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread. — Jeanne Calment
I want to see young people who as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as their young people are to the cause of Islam.… — Becky Fischer
Our lives are fed by kind words and gracious behavior. We are nourished by expressions like 'excuse me' and other such simple courtesies...Rudeness, the absence… — Edward M Hays
The reality of it, excuse me, is when you're in the public they already have a perception of you, ... And that can be a… — Joe Namath
There was a time when I could walk down the street, Hollywood Boulevard or Beverly Drive, and somebody would come up to you and they… — Billy Bob Thornton
And what does reward virtue? You think the communist commissar rewards virtue? You think a Hitler rewards virtue? You think, excuse me, if you'll pardon… — Milton Friedman
Excuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. — Dennis Miller
Why should be elite, music? Excuse me. Music must be for everybody. — Luciano Pavarotti
I had to stop traveling alone because I missed so many planes. When somebody runs up to you in the airport and begins to tell… — Iyanla Vanzant
Excuse me if I have/some place in my mind/where I go time to time. — Tom Petty
Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. “I won’t. Not ever.”… — James Patterson

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