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Amy Schumer has 16 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading…
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My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You…
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
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I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
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I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead,…
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Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…
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My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to…
— Walter Matthau
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During the late '20s my father left us. My mother was in a complete hole with no money, and we were evicted.
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We have probed the earth, excavated it, burned it, ripped things from it, buried things in it.... That does not fit my…
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We don't think there are cases where people were evicted out of homes when they shouldn't have been.
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Whoop it up for liberty! After Ireland is free, says the patriot who won't touch socialism, we will protect all classes, and…
— James Connolly
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If you went to a home, kicked down the front door, chased the people who lived there out into the street and…
— Yann Martel
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I don't really deal with the attention I receive to be honest. I build up a fantasy world around me that I…
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