Every Drunken Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel

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Jimmy Kimmel has 40 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I only get unusual ailments.
• I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
• My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.
• Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.
• No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.
• I describe myself as a human being.
• I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.
• I never imagined being on television.
• I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.
• When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.
• You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
• Almost every week, someone's mad at me.

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