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• Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.
• My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music…
• I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad
• Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as…
• Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but…
• Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the…
• Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks,…
• Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his…
• I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like…
• All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And…
• What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.
• If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.

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