Julie Klausner Quotes
- Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.
- My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music themselves. Not only…
- I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad
- Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the…
- Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he's not going…
- Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.
- Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that…
- Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the…
- I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything…
- All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect…
- What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.
- If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.
- Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.
- We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in.
- The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot.
- I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.
- It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.
- I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.
- Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole.
- As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry…