All Julie Klausner Quotes
- Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt. Admiration
- My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music themselves. Not only… Advice
- I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad Actually Exists
- Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the… All
- Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he's not going… Any
- Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment. Compliment
- Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that… Agencies
- Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the… Been
- I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything… Better
- All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect… Ad
- What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally. Besides
- If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish. Childhood
- Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away. Answer
- We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in. Age
- The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot. Inspirational
- I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings. Afraid
- It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards. Bodyguard
- I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea. Consider
- Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole. Asshole
- As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry… Barry
- The kind of true-life writing that is fun to read - that makes an ally of the reader - is the kind that you are… All
- Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way, they are a microcosm of the Internet. Cannot Exist
- I think feeling responsible for stuff that goes wrong is an inherent part of being female. Feeling
- Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically. All