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Brian Regan has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?
• It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.
• I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where…
• You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing…
• I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise…
• Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!!
• Hooked on Phonics worked for me
• I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
• You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant…
• I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!
• Do not stand directly in front of a cannon...how true that is.
• Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

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