Elf Quotes

75 quotes by 46 authors

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny -… — Will Ferrell
'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last… — Will Ferrell
On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in… — David Sedaris
Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious! — Meg Cabot
Magic Sandraâ€™s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy… — Shel Silverstein
The strongest must seek a way, say you? But I say: let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light… — J.R.R. Tolkien
...The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world! — Nicole Krauss
She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl.… — Jerry Spinelli
Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom! — William Shakespeare
So rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries, She seem'd, at once, some penanced lady elf, Some demon's mistress, or the demon's self. — John Keats
Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit… — Janette Rallison
...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." --… — Suzanne Brockmann
Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and… — David Sedaris
Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. — Maureen Johnson
Yet at the last Beren was slain by the Wolf that came from the gates of Angband, and he died in the arms of TinÃºviel.… — J.R.R. Tolkien
he's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either. — Cassandra Clare
Here lies Dobby, a free elf. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

Who Wrote These Elf Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 75 Elf Quotes, led by these top contributors: