Elephant Quotes

268 Elephant quotes by 215 unique authors

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias
The reason I know about 'Tomb Raider' is from when I was researching 'Elephant.' It was 1999, and I was trying to research the Columbine-massacre… — Gus Van Sant
Yeah, Kubrick's a big influence. In something like 'A Clockwork Orange,' he is trying to use the practical light - I mean, at least he… — Gus Van Sant
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in… — Unknown Author
You can eat an elephant one bit at a time. — Mary Kay Ash
I'm just getting settled as a responsible man - but if you split the elephant into little mouthfuls it will be fine. — Tom Hardy
May an elephant caress you with his toes — Unknown Author
I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with men from the… — James Lee
Make no friendship with an elephant keeper If you have no room to entertain an elephant — Saadi
I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course… — John F. Kennedy
Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time. — Paul Dickson
Always meet petulance with gentleness and perverseness with kindness. A gentle hand can lead even en elephant by a hair. Reply to thine enemy with… — Zoroaster
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I… — Patrick Stewart
If the bees which seek the liquid oozing from the head of a lust-intoxicated elephant are driven away by the flapping of his ears, then… — Chanakya
I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother. — Will Rogers
Some people draw a comforting distinction between force and violence. I refuse to cloud the issue by such word-play. The power which establishes a state… — Kenneth Kaunda
I am persuaded that if the brutes even--if the dog, the horse, the ox, the elephant, the bird, could speak, they would confess, that, at… — Alphonse de Lamartine
I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. — Stephen Fry
There were times, especially when I was traveling for 'Eat, Pray, Love,' when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. — Noel Coward
Patriarchy is like the elephant in the room that we don't talk about, but how could it not affect the planet radically when it's the… — Ani DiFranco
Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing. — John Donne
Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room. — Patricia Heaton
Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown. — Matthew Henry

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