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Electric Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.
- Any sensible ruler would have killed off Leonard, and Lord Vetinari was extremely sensible and often wondered why he had not done so. He'd decided…
More Electric Quotes
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it… — Dave Barry
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric… — Louis D. Brandeis
- Technology is such a broad kind of term, it really applies to so many things, from the electric light to running cars… — Jeff Bridges
- If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of… — Lenny Bruce
- When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle.… — George Carlin
- I've always been at war with the guitar. All vocalists are fighting a war with the electric rhythm guitar. — Nick Cave
- Oil is a very valuable resource for life - electric heaters. We must have to transition ourselves to a post-oil era. And… — Hugo Chavez
- I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead. — Clarence Clemons
- I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a private jet, and one flight… — George Clooney
- I suppose when I started playing guitar, it was the means to an end. I never thought of myself as a fully… — Ian Anderson
- When I was a teenager, I really didn't like loud rock music. I listened to jazz and blues and folk music. I've… — Ian Anderson