Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book. — Regina Doman
I love you on the surface of seas Red like the egg when it is green — Andre Breton
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. — William Shakespeare
If you march your Winter Journeys you will have your reward, so long as all you want is a penguin's egg. — Apsley Cherry-Garrard
Let's say that when I was a little baby, and all my bones soft and malleable, I was put in a small Episcopal cruciform box… — John Steinbeck
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the… — Rita Rudner
You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets! — C.S. Lewis
There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested. — Brandon Mull
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU… — Shirley Temple
Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs. — Nora Roberts
Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized — Jodi Picoult
Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women.… — Sloane Crosley
Most uncomfortable! Did we lose anyone? Head count! Lee Ark, Leetu, and Brunstetter. Three. Should we count the meech egg? No, I think not. Don't… — Donita K. Paul
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen… — Roald Dahl
Being a wiseass in a groupthink environment is like throwing an egg at a bulldozer. — Matt Taibbi
Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And… — Janet Evanovich
You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds… — Cassandra Clare
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken… — Tom Waits
History is an omlette. THe eggs are already broken. — Orson Scott Card
Life is a egg you have to be patient and carefull with it or it will brake — Langston Hughes
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl… — Jeffrey Eugenides
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn… — Woody Allen
Because the golden egg gleamed in my basket once, though my childhood became an immense sheet of darkening water I was Noah, and I was… — Mark Doty
The egg is white though the hen is black as coal...Out of evil comes good, through the great goodness of God. — Charles Spurgeon
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without… — Jean-Paul Sartre

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