Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. — Ambrose Bierce
I give myself the luxury of time in shaping a song. It's very common for me to work three months or more on a single… — David Massengill
Any woodsman can tell you that in a broken and sundered nest, one can hardly find more than a precious few whole eggs. So it… — Thomas Jefferson
Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection. — Benjamin Franklin
A Bearnaise sauce is simply an egg yolk, a shallot, a little tarragon vinegar, and butter, but it takes years of practice for the result… — Fernand Point
I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some… — Unknown Author
I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy, — Chrissy Teigen
I hope his wife feeds him [Clarence Thomas, Justice, U.S. Supreme Court] lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men… — Julianne Malveaux
I wanted to build up a little nest egg and go back to L.A. and choose roles that I wanted to do instead of roles… — Estella Warren
The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. — Mel Brooks
In high school, I taught dance classes for 3-year-olds up to 16-year-olds, so between that and some bat mitzvah money, I saved up a pretty… — Dianna Agron
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. — Jean-Claude Van Damme
But the paparazzi are quite malicious and vocal and really rude, ... And they camped outside of my house, so I started throwing eggs at… — Heath Ledger
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? — Noel Fielding
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy
It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the… — Ellen Pompeo
There are two kinds of cloning right now. One is therapeutic cloning which is for coming up with cures for life threatening, really, really awful… — Mary Tyler Moore
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps… — Billy Crystal
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. — Ricky Gervais
At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen. — Delta Goodrem

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