Best Dudes Thoughts

162 Dudes quotes by 125 unique authors

Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called… — Daniel Tosh
Anything with a vagina be pregnant these days...either a lot a dudes have become blind wearing broken rubbers or standards legit just don't exist at… — Kevin McCarty
Girls be like... Babe Im Pregnant Dudes be like .. keep calm, I'll help you find the father — Sniper Alpacino
We carry adolescence around in our bodies all our lives. Weget through the Car Crash Agealive and cruise through our early twenties as cool dudes,… — Garrison Keillor
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja
When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up? — Nikhil Saluja
I love you dudes!lol — Unknown Author
These DUDES will fuck with bullshit before they discover the real shit... — Frenchqueen
Regardless of what you think of Jay-Z's album title, he just taught a bunch of dudes about the Magna Carta and that has value. — Gillian Jacobs
It's amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman. — Wendy
Back in the days the Dudes I know had money in their pockets they were go Getters and Raw hustlers and Real,When you use to… — Unknown Author
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja

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125 authors contributed a total of 162 Dudes Quotes, led by these top contributors: