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- So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we go out Thats…
- Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit.
- Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of whatever, but it's…
- Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist, how many otherwise intelligent people have, as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning…
- Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in…
- A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
- Go head and do what ever you want in your life, make stupid decisions, go drunk and have a party...you'll only have 1 life so…
- I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over.
- People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve eve eve eve…
- That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you
- I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface. He jerked his…
- I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God!
- Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the blind man ,…
- So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees S o what we go out…
- To those who have gotten the privilege of knowing someones Facebook password I know the first things that came to your MINDS......'LET ME POST SOMETHING…
- Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his forhead…
- Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself before…
- LIFE is BETTER when you are DRUNK
- Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love drunk so I'm…
- Beer is not the answer......beer is the question....the answer is yes
- Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and the…
- If guns kill people, than pencils spell words wrong, cars cause drunk drivers, and spoons make you fat
- Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?
- A drunk man never tells a lie.
More Drunk Quotes
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire
- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
- You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. — Ray Bradbury
- Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers
- We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski