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Jerett Parker has 68 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I want a girl that can roll my blunts and then smoke some with me
• When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority...
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the flying FUCKS I don't give!
• I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long...
• People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them...
• My mom assumes any girl that I associate with is my girlfriend -_-
• Depressed people know how to make themselves look happy...I do it every day...
• That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with...
• If you cheat on me I hope you get an STD
• Every guy isn't a dog and every girl isn't a hoe...
• Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight?
• I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.

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