Jerett Parker Quotes
- I want a girl that can roll my blunts and then smoke some with me
- When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority...
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the flying FUCKS I don't give!
- I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long...
- People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them...
- My mom assumes any girl that I associate with is my girlfriend -_-
- Depressed people know how to make themselves look happy...I do it every day...
- That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with...
- If you cheat on me I hope you get an STD
- Every guy isn't a dog and every girl isn't a hoe...
- Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight?
- I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.
- Why do good girls get treated like hoes and hoes get treated like queens?
- Never let someone stupid speak on your behalf
- The way I look doesn't define my personality
- Don't call me at 3am and ask me if I'm sleepin .. No I'm skydiving.. the fuck you think I'm doing?
- Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ??
- Hey HOE *She Turns Around* Who You Callin a Hoe?.. Bitch You Turned Around!
- Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them!
- I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you??