Best Jerett Parker Quotes
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Twerking looks gross to me...it looks like 3 midgets are fighting to get out her buttcheeks
Buttcheeks
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I hate people that say they'll be there but leave you the first chance they get
Chance
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Guys, notice the small things she does so she doesn't get mad about the big things you do.
Attention
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Dear Math Assignment, Please don't have a back please don't have a back *flips it over* Sincerely, Fuck this homework -_-
Assignment
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That moment when the person you want to talk to has their eye on someone else.
Eye
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There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about...
Column
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Apparently, everyone smokes weed...but everyone is passing drug tests too...hmmmm
Apparently
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If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she buried me...
Buried
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That moment when the one you really want rejects you for someone THEY want
Moment
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I'll let you leave now...but no one said I'd wait for you to come back...
Breakup
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That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them.
Bitter Love
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Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid...
Act
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Don't drop a relationship if you don't plan to pick up the pieces
Complicated Relationship
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Don't make her cry but be there when someone else does.
Complicated Relationship
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You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl
Cheating
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I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing...
Breathing
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I type more words on a website than I speak in a day...
Day
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Don't apologize, then do it again..
Apologize
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Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK *punch them in…
Bitch
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In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher...
Life
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BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets.
Bitch
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I see you retweeted me........yes I know you want the dick...
Dick
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You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures...
Any
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Girls be attracted to the most stupidest of things. ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone. My pussy wet!
Attracted
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Jehovah
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