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• I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me. — Ricky Williams
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• But great loves, to the last, have pulses red; All great loves that have ever died dropped dead. — Helen Hunt Jackson
• Sometimes I wonder if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, — Superman

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