Drivers Quotes

591 quotes by 460 authors

Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect — Unknown Author
Old engineer in the train sitting in the shade. Strummin' with the rhythm that them drivers made. — Peter Tosh
Comin through like the president. Wave at barbers and drivers. I let my trunk do the jump and they flag us down and they stop… — Killa Kyleon
Outside the club waintin to tip drivers who pull our cars up, the fuck you thought this was, dog? Imma trill muffucker after all, Haters… — Curren$y
Went from drivin up in old shit, to drivers openin doors. — Drake
Went from driving up in some old shit to drivers opening doors. — Drake
Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ? FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... . VOLVO:… — Unknown Author
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power. — Unknown Author
Why do drivers minds have a tendency to desert their brains as soon as they get in a car park? — Steve Fowler
You know what,marriage should be like a drivers license,, renewable every three years... so,if you think your already fed up,.. you can just quit.. — Debbie
Dear women drivers, Please take up only one lane and not two. You're driving too slow and this makes it too hard to pass you!… — Unknown Author
I enjoy LA much more than I used to. I guess it becomes more tolerable when you stay there for a bit. I love the… — Michael Cera
Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to… — Joan Rivers
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Unknown Author
Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma… — Unknown Author
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Unknown Author
I really love it. I love the challenge. It's constantly pushing me to get better and better physically, mentally, and the camaraderie. It's great to… — Patrick Dempsey
A Smooth Road Never Makes Good Drivers. Smooth Seas Never Make Good Sailors,,, A Clear Skies Never Make Good Pilots. Remember, A Problem-Free Life Never… — Pacifiersucker
The sexual tension bus drivers have, as they pass another bus driver. — Amber Rose Whitaker
Is in the drivers seat of my own life but knows that people who lead miserable lives, like to make others miserable too, don't let… — Hussein Nishah

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