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- Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld
- Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler
- Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let… — Stephenie Meyer
- Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore
- Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down… — Becca Fitzpatrick
- I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy. — Dave Chappelle
- If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat. — Will Ferrell
- I'd actually rather shoot a show a day, but it's a lot more economic to shoot two days a week. But we… — Carson Daly